They always
Tell us to
Beware of
In the sewers
Gang cars
With no lights
Spider eggs
In bubble gum
Halloween sweets
And spontaneous
Human combustion
So say urban myths…
Some thrive on
Things to scare
Aren’t you glad
You don’t believe

& Aren’t you glad
You didn’t get
Mama Cass’
Ham sandwich?

© 2016 Robert Mihaly



  1. bbeyes4 · April 8, 2016

    Well said my friend! Witty and smart!

    Liked by 1 person

    • artifiswords · April 8, 2016

      Thank you, Suzanne. “Urban what?” had me puzzled all day. Think it strained my brain a bit. (Looks for Tylenol…LOL) Are you doing the Poem a Day Challenge? I’ve been consumed by real life issues, so way behind on reading others. Shame on me, but I exceeded my limitations in last few days. Hope I can catch up soon.😛

      Liked by 1 person

      • bbeyes4 · April 8, 2016

        I had to ground myself until I could figure out how to transfer my stories. But no I’m not. I just published a story on my weekend trip to Lake Placid Cam/Am special Hockey tournament. Amazing, magical time!

        Liked by 1 person

  2. wildthing4049 · April 8, 2016

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaaaaaa … LOVED THIS!

    Liked by 1 person

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